weird child and other bizarre things

Today a little girl came up and sniffed my arm. Not unlike a dog would but on my arm. I looked at her and said with a slight tone of alarm... " Did you just smell me?" "Yes" she said.. So the next logical question was, " Do I smell good?" because I decided to play along and pretend I thought the whole situation was cute and alot of fun, because really who doesn't enjoy being sniffed? So anywho, The little girl said " yes, you smell good" so of course I had to ask, "what do I smell like?" She said "like gold" ?????? What does that mean? I have no idea. that's the news for today. Oh wait I have to tell you about the guy who thinks the goverment sent the FBI after him, and shined a green light in his eye and blinded him. (using a high frequency radio wave...and just in his left eye) because he knows that G. Bush is responsible for 911. He of course is going to sue the goverment, and Lord Obama is going to help him out. Just a little slice of life today, bizarro life.... Like the song says, God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy.