too much of a good thing

Cell Phones. I'm all for them, have one, love it. But, why do I have to hear somebody's cell phone blaring out the Theme from Sandford and Son? Or some rock song from the 80's that reminds you of a day gone by? I mean ok you like these songs, I do too. What I don't like is hearing them very loudly from across the room. Can't you please turn down the volume? And why do I have to hear you talking about your bizness in a loud intrusive manner? Can't you leave the room to speak on your cell phone? Please also consider the volume so that I do not have to listen to BOTH sides of the conversation! I mean, they called you, not me and the other folks in the room! We don't want to hear about what your friend is going to do the rest of the day, and whatever foolishness and mayhem he might be getting into. And one more thing, stop driving and talking on your cell phone.. No you are not a safe driver, No you are not attentive and aware of the traffic . NO NO NO. How do you think you can drive, hold your cell phone up to your ear, smoke a cigarette, AND drink a cup of coffee at the same time? HUH? So, please, turn it down and then put it down! Thank you. EJM