I both love and hate this time of year. I love the nip in the air, pumpkin pie, warm mulled cider and the beautiful autumnal foliage. But what I really hate...cannot in the least bit tolerate are these stinking brown huge icky spiders that invade my house every year at this time.
Last night, Keith had a friend over. When he went to leave, there were 2 of them just hangin' out by the front door...like they're invisible and I can't see them. So we killed those. YES...WE KILLED THEM. (and don't be giving me any sass about 'oh they're good for the environment') What a bunch of hooey. So then, about 5 minutes after the first slaughter, I opened the front door to spray the threshold with my super-duper spider killing spray, and another one runs out from under the door and into the house.
...So I sprayed the crap out of him as well...until he was curled up...D-E-A-D in about 2 inches of poison. HAH! "Let that be a lesson to the rest of you," I screamed out the front door.
(no...I didn't actually say that...are you kidding...the neighbors would think I'm nuts...and we all know that isn't true)
er hummm...so, THEN, about 30 minutes later...I'm taking a load of washed clothing into our master bath, flick on the light, and one of them starts scurrying across the tile.
WHAT!!!!!! I squealed and promptly smooshed his creepy-ness with my size 8's.
EEEEEENUFFFFFFFFF ALLLLLLREADEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
...sheesh...
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Are you talking about Daddylonglegs? call the bug man. that's what Mom does.
I an so glad there is someone else in this world who doesn't mind to "save the spider" bu KILLS IT DEAD!! Hooray for you Susan! You're my hero. I HATE SPIDERS!!!
I hate the bugz, too. Occasionally, however, I will capture them in a cup and set them free outside, but only because crushing them gives me the creeps, and I have to be careful of bug spray because of my pets. One time I found one in my empty WASHING MACHINE. I almost had to move and start over somewhere else.
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